Vote Now – Weird And Oddly Named Optical Vendors



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Many of our readers do not know we have an Optical Wholesale Directory; Optical Vision Resources. In putting together this vendor optical directory we came across some very unusual names and thought we would put it to our readers on what is the most unusual, weird, funky, unique, awful, gross names or even  the purpose of the name? Give us your opinions! If you know of any others let us know!

Time for a vote- Who do you think has the most off the wall optical names? Just make a comment below!

Bad Ass Optical- a lab in Northern California. Don’t want to run into him at nite.

OutaSight (Weehawken, NJ) Eyeglass Charms- He must be a surfer.

Trog ( Utah) interchangeable eyeglass leashes. I have met these guys, and they don’t look like Trogs.

Black Flys (Irvine, CA) Sunglass company. It’s all about the culture here.

Crap Eyewear (CA) Sunglasses- by a bunch of surfers, I guess they call their eyewear like they see it.

Dangerous Sport Optics- (DSO) sport sunglasses. OK, I get this, visions of my youth, when I used to do stupid things and thought I was cool and unbreakable.

Dirty Dog Sunglasses (Huntington, NY) sunglasses- You Dirty Dog, can’t remember who said that.

My favorite picture from Mako Eyewear-Solar Predators

Guard Dogs Aggressive Eyewear (Ventura, CA) Sunglasses- No pics of pitbulls here.

Hot Buttered (Orlando, FL) – Sunglasses. I think of Hot Buttered Rum, and want to forget the last time I drank it.

Irie Eyewear, (Tempe, AZ) Eco Friendly Eyewear company promoting cannabis culture. Ok, I get this one.

Outlaw Eyewear (Campbell, CA) Motorcycle Glasses and Goggles. This is probably for all those weekend Harley Riders with leather chaps, Doctor by day, Outlaw by night or weekend.

Mako Eyewear (Australia) Solar Predator. I just loved the pic.

Petrol Eyewear (Huntington Beach, CA)  Driving Sunglasses. An English twist, why didn’t they just call it Gas Eyewear.

Pleasure Ground Eyewear (Encinitas, CA)  Polarized Sunglasses. This is not about nude beaches or some reality show. They are actually very nice and will be doing something with the Pleasure Ground. concept.

Reptile Sun (Hudson, MA) Polarized Sunglasses (www.reptilesun.com). Nah, no offense to Reptile, but visions of snakes crawling on my face, just doesn’t do it for me.

Serious Pimp Sunglasses (Irvine, CA) Sunglass with Bling www.seriouspimp.com. OK, if I keep gaining weight, will start having to wear baggy pants, the suns will go with the pants. Might have to get me some serious bling to accessorize.

Solar Bat (Brazil, IN) Sunglasses. This collection is actually by an optometrist. Are you supposed to see in the dark?

Sun Dog Eyewear Golf Glasses- More dog eat dog eyewear.

Bomber Eyewear- Sunglasses that float. It’s the bomb? do bombs float? I think they sink.

Geek Eyewear= Eyewear for Geeks. What else could you call it.

Parasite Eyewear- Eyewear and sunwear. I love this collection. I can see why they call it Parasite.

Ugly Fish Eyewear (Australia) Just what I want, UGLY written on my eyewear.

Perv Eyewear (Australia) Perhaps Perv doesn’t mean the same thing in Australia as it does in the states.

Now We go to Social Media blogs:

Eye Overheard (had to put that in!)

#@&* Eyeglass Blog- Actually that is not the name- but we won’t print the name of the blog, you can click on the link.

Optical Socrates- They are on Facebook and ‘call it like they see it’ Interesting information.

To see the full listing of Optical and Eyecare Vendors- please visit Optical Vision Resources.com

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Comments

  1. The pictures in (expletive deleted)Yeah Eyeglass Blog are (expletive deleted) outstanding.

  2. Well; Reptiles as species have adapted to the elements and different climates both on land and in water. They are adaptive, resilient and strong enough to outlive the dinosaurs, all of the qualities that are inherent in Reptile Polarized Sunglasses.

  3. sushikcat says:

    I guess if you want to appeal to a very niche market they work. It’s like “boy music” I hate it but young guys love it…..

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